cruising supermarkets, asking random people where i can get weed. fuck alaska
I hope you shit your pants in a socially devastating situation.
somehow I got talked into dressing up like a hot dog, spinning around ten times, and shooting lay ups in front of thousands of students
you know what its like when everyone is chanting "do it, do it"...still friends?
You guys need to stop introducing me as "the girl you shared"
Just found a dugout in my rental car glove box. Suddenly my mood is upbeat.
That still doesn't explain why you thought it was a good idea to paint a cow on my guitar
America approved of our night. A bald eagle flew over us at 7am
How the fuck does a person bruise an armpit? I swear to god, I get the lamest drunk injuries.
Peanut butter fills the cracks of my heart
I was wondering why are people staring at me til I realized I was bra-less with a lei around my neck
My dick has a subreddit
One day soon I'll learn the difference between a good high and way too high. Today is not the day.
Me and you. The most fucked up people on the planet drinking together. Hell yeah
I quit doing blow for him. If that doesn’t say “I’m in love with you and want to marry you” idk what does
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