Speaking of school, I've done the math and I get laid about 10 times more often than I did before I got my law degree. $100,000 well spent.
my girls lil sis wanted to play hide & seek. she told her 2 go hide. we went to the room and had sex. she was hiding under the bed.
Fuck buddy has no power. Invited her over to use my shower. I love hurricaines.
Just hooked up on shake weight girl's dad's porsche. What are YOU doing with your life?
I think the duck is in my room. You have no idea how much worse a duck makes a hangover
ugh... I can't wait for campus to get back. Then everyone will have other things to try to have sex with besides me.
Don't be alarmed at the kitchen mess. I had to shoot the fire extinguisher on the toaster oven, one quick blast. It was a matter of safe over sorry.
I was making out with him, and then his friend randomly took off my pants and started going down on me. My first semi-threesome was a success.
Did I come home in a police car last night? id come downstairs to ask you but i dont think my legs work anymore
LOOK AT MY ASS AND LEGS IN THIS SKIRT. I KNOW ALL THE BEST HIDING SPOTS IN THIS BUILDING. AND I OFFER TEQUILA.
I know him enough to fuck him but not enough to give him advice.
I may have broke the toilet masturbating. On a positive note the floor is really clean now.
He just showed up in boxer briefs and loafers with only his phone and condoms
I choose my mates solely based on size and ability. No cuddles. No sleep overs. Definitely no repeats.
I mean, who hasn’t been fingered in there back of an Uber?
Randomize
