another moral hangover. fuck.
They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
i now know from two sources i am better at making out and giving head than she is. and not by a little either.
at a bar with my ex girlfriend.. both men AND WOMEN are hitting on her.. and not one has even looked at me
Wearing a Sarah Lawrence sweatshirt is like wearing a shirt that says, "I'm getting a degree in substitute teaching."
the majority of my texts from you are at 3 AM & consist of either "I'm drunk", "you're asian", or "bratwurst"
Good thing you didnt wake up last night. Wouldve found me naked talking to my closet asking to borrow my towel.
Blood drive hookups: you will probably faint during the sex, but at least you know neither of you has AIDS
when life gives you lemons, puke and rally.
It's like split custody, only he's not a kid and they have sex with him.
using the campers leftover pizza money at the bar. Definition of great counselors right here.
I guess when I black out I feel that it's not inappropriate to grope my gf in front of her parents.... But hey at least I'm starting off 2013 single
We ended up at a lesbian bar and all my co-workers tried to get me laid. This is not how I envisioned coming out.
When I woke up I had 6 missed calls making sure I was ok and asking if I remember showing my tits to a picture of her baby.
I wish I got tanner on friday but I feel like I spent most of my time puking in the bathroom. I love my life
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