the only thing i knew about you is that u dated jordan and were potentially interested in a threesome
How do you know one of your one night stands hasn't produced a child? You may have hundreds of kids.
Pretty sure I don't. One night stands are purely anal..no exceptions.
dude i've broken up a marriage, I think I can handle a simple engagement.
I just masturbated to the audio from my psych lecture . . . this screwing my prof fantasy is getting serious.
Well, as a member of the greater american southwest gay community I just have to mark this as a total loss and you will be missed.
I even tried crushing up viagra and putting it in his beer... And the next day he found the package on the counter. I told him it was for my friends husband.
I didn't even realize I grinded on a security guard last night. Shit. Did he at least like it?
IF WE WERE REALLY BEST FRIENDS FOREVER YOU GUYS WOULD AGREE TO A WATCHING A PORNO PARTY
I should not be so motivated by a penis, but I am
Every little girl dreams of the day when she picks up her fuck buddy because he's drunk at the gay bar again.
Man I gotta stop stashing shit when I'm high. I just spent 2 hours searching for my bag of pot and eventually found it in fucking a bandaid box.
she's pretty fucking smug for someone who has had unprotected sex with a convicted felon
Also I’m on 3%. Just Incase.. I miss you and I love you and you’re my everything and I’m getting drunk.
Come over I need help. I just almost died in an acid flashback while listening to do You Feel Like We Do off of the Frampton Comes Alive album.
I wasnt 2 drunk i sobered up around the time we were shooting the fire extinguishers
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