i felt like the dude nobody likes from the mikes hard lemonade commercial
Cleveland boys shit in their own pumpkins in their own living room. Got pictures to prove it.
She's not depressed. She's just sober. It's like the same thing.
alcohol. turning childhood friends into awkward hookups since the dawn of civilization.
If i need to get strippers involved i will.
He was banging holes in the kitchen wall with pots. They tried to pull him away but only managed to pants him. He kept "drumming".
I was trying to make tacos and friends but there was a major language barrier.
You were outside the bathroom the gay guy was puking in, screaming "IT GETS BETTER!" over and over again. Good message, poor execution.
"guaranteed dick" "anywhere - her room, my room, trees, couch"
Sorry that was quotes about you from the grad student.
Yeah...don't think he was sober. He kept screaming "I fucking love this game!". It was his Chase app.
its not that I hate him, it's just that I wish his penis was attached to someone i like more
I thought you wanted to talk?
What part of "Lets have angry sex" means I want to talk?
Between the puerto rican elf, the fat marine, the deaf guy and the ex coke head I've got a good preview if the men in this city...
How are you supposed to wish the guy you send nudes to good luck for the first day of his new job??
I made the antidote to the nasty cognac. I AM THE GOD OF MIXED DRINKS.
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