im ready to get crazy and take my wig off
I bet they all look and smell like Amy Winehouse
nothing screams I HAVE A PROBLEM! like the case of miller lite sitting on top of my DUI papers in the passenger seat of my car. lol
I just did something awful... i just had to tell someone... i just used my brothers electric face cleaner as a vibrator
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He has 250 profile pictures. Of course he was a douchebag
The lack of respect you have for your penis baffles me. I'd rather rub my ball sack on public toilet seats than stick my dick in some of those girls.
A simple 'no' would have sufficed
someone just broke into my class and invited everyone to the bar ...now we're filling out a police report. awesome.
I'm pretty sure this is how polyamorous relationships begin.
I had to throw a towel over the bottles cuz it hurts to look at them
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i want to have his babies. i NEED to. shit i wont even ask for child support, he's that goodlooking.
I heard them banging and it sounded like he was trying to stuff a fucking coconut into her
I've got to stop being so hungover that I puke in the fine establishments of this glorious town.
If you're not my stylist, having sex with me, or agreeing to have sex with me don't fucking touch my hair.
I feel like your boyfriend deserves to know that you're a lesbian.
Sorry I totally pulled a home invasion on you last night
That was super inconsiderate of me
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