I am pretty sure the guy in the stall two dwn from me is jerking it...seriously
I wonder sometimes what your vagina thinks about you.
my facebook is like a giant collection of my one night stands
Nothing ruins a good sext like too many emoticons
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
he made me have a moment of silence for the half of my ice cream cone i threw away.
I know I'm not the first to fuck in a park but i deserve props for doing it at 3pm. On a sunny day might I add.
I want to hump her dimples until her face caves in.
So many issues. You honestly need help.
I finally looked at the pictures from last night thanks for feeding me and pulling my pants up
you regret 100% of the tequila shots you do take. thats what gretzky meant to say
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I have this terrible fear I might accidentally text a pic of my dick to my grandma
Why am I sticky / covered in baby Tylonel?
Well.. If you trust a test that only costs a dollar, I'm not pregnant
I fucked her ex bc she fucked mine but now we're cool and I'm watching her dog this weekend
he took a fucking pitcher of koolaid and vodka to the bath with him... i wake up from my blackout to his roomate screaming cause he spilled it and passed out in the middle of a blood red tub. she thought he killed himself. jesus christ its only the first day of break and i already regret coming home
On a scale of 1 to 10 how good of an idea would it be to pregame at the airport right now
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