Who were the five players on the alien team from space jam?
where does the pee come out of this thing
He just knocked over the beer pong table... I haven't seen so much fail in one room since I watched "Mall Cop" with my grandma
your boyfriend is drunk and yelling to the bar that he loves his cats
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I have bruises everywhere. I think I took "the drinks are strong" as more of a challenge than a warning.
Apparently while trying to get up from vomiting in the toilet I grabbed the seat cover for leverage and smashed my own head between it and the bowl. I don't remember this.
Claiming territory at this party means signing a girls ass...I've got dibs on a blonde
On a side note Tyler is buying beer from a gas station in a panda suit priceless
He follows more cats on Instagram then he does girls.. That's how you know your boyfriend is whipped.
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We knew it was an interesting night when we found my thong wrapped around a chocolate chip muffin in the fridge.
Wait I can't come yet Mr. Brightside is playing
ok i defs just took my shirt off in the middle of a frat party though so keep me updated
He paid for a 5 star hotel suite and I raided the mini bar after he left. I think that’s bad karma. Want some pringles?
When campus security rolled up he stole their car and drove it like 100 feet. Then he walked up and gave back the keys because it was a hyundai.
Already drunk, almost got in a fight with a bunch of irish chicks. And another with canadians. On my way to get a tattoo. I plan to regret this trip.
I met up with trey last night. He whispered in my ear "I love you" then raised his voice and said "but not in a I want to marry you kind of way, but if you died I would cry."
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