You can't special order awesome
I spent a large portion of the night trying unsuccessfully to keep hayley (who was wearing a dress and no underwear) from doing handstands, but yea it was fun. the boys had fun
5 Four Lokos being cheaper than a case should be illegal.
She said "don't make this weird" and then proceeded to sniff me.
He told me that a camel appeared out of nowhere and it told him to quit smoking...
Sober me does NOT approve of what went on in my pants last night.
I got woken up by a construction worker, turns out I was laying in a hallway, naked and wrapped in a matress pad. To answer your question no, I did not study for this test I got David Hasselhoff drunk
Faking my way through an entire party as a British exchange student. Wish me luck.
We need a hype man... Like a DMX type dude to just up the ante constantly...
Like I respect him so much I would suck his dick
In a very non respectful way
He dared you to draw a map of the USA on your wall in mustard. You drew something that vaguely resembled a velociraptor eating Oklahoma, got embarrassed because you forgot how to spell America, then hid out in the coat closet until everybody left.
You know I was thinking and I've never seen a penis in a whirlpool before
It wasn't intentional or anything but I've now had sex with all of your siblings. How's college going?
there is definitely a hickey on my left nipple.
His hair is as curly as mine. It was like watching me go down on myself.
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