i totally forgot about the coupon that said i would show him how i pleasure myself.
juast therw a cheeeeesestirng over the fnce. stuckit to sombodys car winheild... gonna luagh if i find it mlted in the mrning.
I want to die. Marc and I were making out in the hallway and fell into a fire hose in a glass case. It shattered everywhere. Everyone thought we fell out a window. I think I have glass in my back. Awesome.
This lumberjack with a huge beard is doing his group presentation in a dirty t shirt that says "I'm only 2 girls short of a threesome"
NO. ANAL IS NOT A GAME.
I just got a call from the front desk apparently one of my feiends was dropped off by a handicap bus passed out in a wheel chair unlv is goig down
Two questions. One. Where are you watching election results tomorrow? Two. Can we have Obama victory sex?
Is it wrong i wouldn't sleep with him because his boxers said #1 dad all over them?
I just sent a snapchat of my boobs for Adderall. It's finals season.
His 12 year old sister has bigger boobs than me and now that's all I can think about when we have sex
It was dumb but not something to force me into sobriety
I still can't believe that dog licked my nipple.
I just want somebody to fondle my boobs while I read fanfiction. Is that too much to ask?
Her name was Danica but I felt like it would be hard to say drunk so I called her Shelby
my face feels like mints and my body feels like tingles
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