i was trying to wake him up so i just kept touching his dick
hey, i'm all for honesty but let's not get carried away
You brought out the iron board layed it on the ground in the middle of everyone and passed out for the night
when a girl feels in her heart, the way she feels in her vagina, anything is possible.
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After your mom took her 12th and fatal tequila shot she proceeded to fall head first into the bonfire... Guess I don't have to fear getting old after all
I'm lying here drinking water from a shot glass..moving is not an option right now
Just managed to stab myself in the ass with a fork. I feel that as my best friend, I'm obligated by friend code to inform you of that sort of thing.
So. Do you think marshmallow vodka in hot chocolate while eating a graham cracker would = s'mores?
In some strange universe, yes
Well, somebody (me) put on reindeer antlers, crawled around on the floor, and meowed at people... So yeah, I'd say it was "one of those nights"
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You're lucky you got out when you did, about an hour later the girl in the Franzia box started wrestling everyone.
This is the drunkest I've ever been at a chili's
The moment buddy the elf found out he was human is exactly like the moment I realized I was gay
He called his dick "The Beast" and said he lived "The Beast Life". He was pretty but it was better if he didn't talk.
Due to this morning's events my new porn name is Reepa Nipplov.
I've sent two unsolicited tit pictures in less than 24 hours. I'm the female version of a fuckboy.
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