is it considered a "problem" when you find a pickle slice in your bed in the morning or is it like a "super-awesome bonus"?
I'm reading about reasons for wearing clothing. IS THIS COLLEGE OR PRESCHOOL?
Found a joint walking to class. I feel like the environment is rewarding me for being green.
I can't believe I paid your booty call for a ride home in cake.
My therapist is concerned about your alcoholism.
She has a lazy eye!
My other option is a hardwood floor
You were a path of destruction, you started with eating half the cake, proceeded by throwing the rest in the sink and dumping water all over it while laughing... then throwing the drunk helmet across the room yelling that you didnt want to wear it... i'd say it was a successful birthday.
Ew. He is mine. We all know that if he has a mid-life crisis and decides to sleep with a student, I AM THAT STUDENT. She's not friends with him on FB. Reassuring.
Judging by the ckaw marks on my back i'm gonna go out on a limb and say that blonde chick was a werewolf. A sexy, kinky werewolf.
He said he remembers me...standing on a snowy roof, smoking a blunt, yelling "you're pretty fly for a white guy" at him. Sounds about right.
We have hung out 5 times and only had sex 3 of those times. I'd call that friendship
We told you to act sober so to prepare yourself you started doing squats and stretching then you slapped yourself and walked in
I just found a contact in my phone named "Nick from The Party". Who's nick?
Im experiencing the awkward moment after realizing two of my straight female friends have had sex with each other
Right after i got done cumming i sat back and gave a big Ric Flair "WOOOOOO!"
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