What you up to?
Having coffee. Getting eyefucked. Eyefucking.
Full throttle
Some guys are relationship guys. Not our niche.
Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
she said she was gay. i said prove it. she said "ok i wont fuck you"
Well, i'm not sure how that works so i wish both you and your vagina luck on your voyage.
Besides asking our teacher if he enjoyed being fisted did I have any other tragic moments last night?
I'm currently looking through google images of circumsized penises and realizing how vital pre-marital sex is.
he wears New Balance sneakers on a regular basis, did you really expect the sex to be more than decent?
We're so stoned that were both cuddling on the couch and crying over Forest Gump while eating popcorn. She asked me if I'd fuck away the sadness. I think she's serious.
How much money would it take for the bouncer to get us beers while we wait in line to get in?
$450 apparently whoopwhoop
I think my ph in my vagina is actually off from the lack of sex I've had this break compared to finals week.
Hooked up with a straight guy while dressed as a man. I'm unstoppable.
I had 2 shots but she spilt one on me. Kinda mad but kinda grateful
I will run into the sunset with a fist full of condoms.
pizza hut and my weed lady just showed up at the same time. I feel 22 again.
Randomize
