Goodnight sugar queer
Sugar queer??
Why does my predictive text prioritize 'queer' over 'puffs'?
dude you were so wasted last night you ate a sandwich made out of tomatos, cheese, doritos, salt & pepper. Then you heated it in the micro for 5 min to melt the cheese.
just found my calculator watch from 6th grade. the hipster transformation is complete
We had a complete conversation while I was giving him head, at one point he even stopped me and said 'I love how we're just hanging out.'
Im drunk and they're making me play quiet game. Im scared. Baptists are here
Ya, because touching his brother's face for 20 minutes in front of him wasn't bad enough, I also threw up in his garden and stole like 10 of his shirts before I left. But I fed his dog, so it's okay.
He was wearing a tux and a big sombrero so it automatically made the flute he was playing totally cool
So I feel like I should have had a going away party for your dick. Complete with balloons and cake. Yeahh that's right. I'm gonna miss it.
He told me that before I went to bed I needed to do my stretches and then processed to demonstrate a squat thrust, while completely naked.
But I did spend part of my morning scrubbing your cum off my grandmothers piano.
My dad sent me a 10 ft beer bong and my mom sent me ideas for future careers. I'll let you guess who my favorite parent is. Also, come over tonight. and bring beers.
On another note- any interest in going to a gay bar to hit on 19yr olds?
My penis has like 3 people bidding on it
I convinced her that there were two p's in Chipotle - the 2nd one was silent.
You told me you were trying to learn all the MLB ballparks while you waited for your porn to load.
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