either fucking kiss her or kick her ass to the curb. Either way I can hear everything you are saying
omg, I know. It's so embarrassing that we've both had his penis in parts of our bodies
Hey a mouth doesn't really count. A vagina counts more.
this party is like a fast-foward into the future when im 40 and married with children
why is pumping your own stomach in your searches on youtube?
tell me why there is a bowl of oatmeal from starbucks in my purse
I wonder what chicks would think if they learned that when we add them on fb we email their bikini pics to each other.
The less money I spend on drugs, the happier my mom will be.
Go forth Daniel, drink, be merry... And meet some hot Asians for your friends to bang
Do you think if I tell the hot Santa at work that I want a sugar daddy for Christmas that he'll get the hint?
Im calling you paparazzi cause of all the dick pics you take of your one night stands ps loved the panoramic one!
Enroute to my place eta 6 mikes...estimated time until intoxicated? 45 mikes. Commence the timer.
Dry heaving on campus is my new low. Also, go pats
Just beer bonged through a snorkel, add that to the list
Teacher vividly described one of the times he did shrooms, sat down, sighed, and told everyone to go do drugs and let us out 15 minutes into class. I love community colleges
Not only did I sleep with the guy but I think I may have called my work and quit to go work for him.
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