Nicole vs. Life
I truly believe that the solid foundation of any healthy relationship is a drunken one night stand so I can just get all the nasty shit out on the table
There's a bed on the roof. The window behind it is too small for it to go through. I'm impressed.
She ate the cookie then went to the emergency room. Now her fam is pressing charges. Don't people understand you DON'T steal baked goods from potheads??
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Okay. But I hope it isn't expensive lingerie. Because I'm ripping it off Hulk Hogan style.
hey, you wanna get together over coffee or something?
is this code for 'i just got broke up with and i need a sympathy dicking'?
how did you know?
I've got my wine, though it wasnt very good so I threw a sour patch kid in it
I'm like going proud parent over you doing drugs, this is so wrong.
Just took a shot of 151, rimmned my middle finger in it, lit it on fire and lit a cigarette off it while flicking off my boss. How was your night??
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It was like being run over by an orgasm freight train.
We just had sex on an abandoned logging road while wearing snow shoes. God bless Montana boys.
CAPS.LOCK.AND.SPACEBAR.ARE.BROKEN.
TELL HER ABOUT THE GODDAMNED MOTHERFUCKING POTATOES
IF THE SUNS NOT EVEN OUT THEN WHY IS HIS DICK OUT WTF
I'm not gonna be naked if your not here. Thats like a waste of nakedness
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