he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
The cab driver had me sign for the payment and I was like give me a second while I throw up right outside your door.
It's a gift. Kind of like morning wood in my brain.
honestly, i'm just crying in the kitchen naked and eating salsa
I dont think that yelling at the medic "Christmas is gone, fuck off santa" was the best idea when you couldnt feel your legs.
They play video games, go on acid trips, and in times of need, are willing to donate plasma together. COUPLE OF THE YEAR.
I NEED to see if his girl has a sister.
Just thought you should know, Im with josh now. Im no longer available for rent. I have a full time tenant now. Like, a year long lease at least.
YES. YOU ARE GOING TO HAVE SEX WITH ME WHILE I SING LES MIS.
Everytime Our professor said "penis fencing" in class today we took shots.
Tuesday Boozeday turned into What-the-fuck-were-you-thinking Wednesday real fast.
I wanna get high and watch Shrek tonight...don't make me do it alone.
get your sex hands out of my capn crunch
I have "if found please return to" written in sharpie on my arm, my uterus is rejecting everything, and I have hickies. I must actually be an 18 year old piece of shit girl instead of a responsible 23 year old
I can't believe we broke the fucking lamp.
*i* can't believe believe we broke the lamp fucking.
Bring shot glasses to the final. Don't ask questions.
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