I don't think blacking out in class is a good idea. But I'm game
just tripped. bootyfest 2012 will be my engagement party. i saw the whole future. i'm moving to the beach.
oh, you know. just sitting in my bed high as fuck wearing a windbreaker and watching british tv.
And the clouds opened up and the sex gods said I hate you alfalfa
Some random at the bar just whispered in my ear that he wants to eat me out while on bath salts....
Is there a reason there's a dick print on my seventh-story window?
just saw a sign in the bar that says "no more naked fridays". Where the fuck was I on these naked fridays?
he told me to take care of him and then he asked me to walk him to his hotel. I already have a pussy. I don't need another one
This girl just said she was late for class because she was having sex.
I was intimate with him for twenty minutes and will be intimate with shame for twenty years.
oh so have I but I'd still suck a dick or 20 in the name of freedom.
Everyone should just give me a copy of their keys. I take your dog out and I bring beer.
Fortunatly we found him, he was on my roof. Unfortunatly, we can't say the same for his pants. Still looking. BRB.
Why didn't we pregame for this?
Because it's breakfast!?!
If I get the job, I'm gonna get wasted to celebrate. If I don't get the job, I'm gonna get wasted to forget. Win-Win
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