I took shrooms, thc and molly but its okay i'm surrounded by freaks
I must say, I don't like the act of throwing up, but the feeling after is quite delightful
I just shot gunned a beer for your birthday alone because you're too hungover at midnight to get out of bed. I'm not sure which of us is the bigger loser
and all i could think about was how mcdonalds would not be open anymore after we were done having sex
All she does is lay in bed and watch golden girls and masturbate all day...
It's inspiring.
I just need to go to a bar tonight wrapped in an American flag singing the national anthem
why is my new profile picture on Facebook one of me with a bunch of strangers on an elevator?
I am just pathetic enough to be sitting on the couch with my cat drinking absinthe and vodka watching moulin rouge. Hello, tuesday night.
You might call them booze related cuts, I call it "partying so hard you sweat blood"
it was like a shit fog rolling out of the east to encompass me and have it's way with me
All I've done this weekend is cum and drink. I think it's safe to say I'm dehydrated.
Not to mention I think lunch is a little inappropriate when our relationship is only based on Mario kart and alcohol so far...
I've been smoking weed using candles all week and I just found a lighter. This may truly be the happiest moment of my life. It's embarrassing how excited I got
Used my brand new sperrys as a trash can to throw up in and woke up with someone's random key in my hair...new year new me:)
Had a very good bday. Have the teeth marks and bruises to prove it
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