Tell me exactly where it said it wasn't a unisex bathroom.
I am so getting Plan B when we get home. Not getting knocked up by a dude with a hair piece.
i woke up surrounded by junior mints. not to mention, there was a huge pyramid of natty cans baracading the door shut. this is why i can't drink alone.
things I have learned from cosmo today- 40% of guys are uncircumsized, you can have a beer facial, and i really need to get tested for std's
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This is so pathetic it makes me miss snorting lines alone in my room listening to 'one more drink'.
I think im gonna bang this 35 year old at a kids birthday party in the bathroom at this house while the kids open the presents.
I'm still finding big obvious chunks of condom around my car.
Sounds good. Stay safe. I'm kind of drunk in a Food 4 Less right now and I'm having the time of my life.
I want to pinterest what I want to do with my pubes. Why isn't there a board for that?!
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Pounding your chest saying "me Tarzan" is not flirting or even talking
the new numbers in my phone would beg to differ
Fuck I am so excited for the first time I can make someone call me Doctor Nikki during sex after I finish my PhD
Really stoned me is having a very serious, intent conversation with my mom about egg rolls and koolaid flavors.
she had a dildo shaped like a dolphin. she will forever be known as Flipper
I told him that if he cleaned the bathroom, I'd blow him. You could eat off the toilet. Seriously, get over here. This is the cleanest you'll ever see it.
He took off all my clothes, fingered me, than said "would you be more comfortable if I was naked too?"
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