JOSHUA! WE ARE SO BREAKING UP!
what?
YOU'RE DRUNK AGAIN, ARENT YOU?!
I woke up covered in blue paint and my knee bleeding, when I went to return the shopping cart the guy in the elevator laughed hysterically. I'm having a good morning.
Were betting on little kids falling and racing for a drinking game at the wedding.
The pride tent is doing free lube tastings. There is also a mechanical bull.
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Well some days you just have to get blackout drunk and try to speak Spanish to French Canadian strangers
Oh and probably wearing a life jacket instead of clothes didn't help things either
I was afraid that she would smell her boyfriend's penis on my breath while we were talking.
found out that hot proper business chick in my class A) did a bar crawl last 2 night and still showed up to class and B) is 19 and C) so not as proper as I thought D) is single. How the fuck does that work? Freaking superwoman.
Do you have any pix of it limp? I wanna see the metamorphosis, like a cock caterpillar turning into a giant beautiful cock butterfly!
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What is she getting? Last time we talked her behavior was conducive to getting a tramp stamp on her face.
Yesterday you said I was the best.
No. I said you DID your best. There's a huge difference.
FYI: Brian said he left me in the bathroom Friday night to shower and 45 minutes later found me with a towel around my head, my pants on and holding my boobs. No more Jell-O shots for me.
I just blew thrown up hashbrowns out my nose. That's the level of this hangover.
His abs are so defined he looks like a human xylophone.
You reached new levels of laziness. After we woke you up to take shots with us, you stayed in bed so you didn't have to move when you were drunk and sleepy
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