I will come over but only if I don't have to take my sunglasses off for it
Come home. Im drunk and cutting my own hair. This is bad, i need you.
The walk of shame isn't so shameful when you do it in a stolen, autographed Favre jersey.
i hate this class. from the way they're all staring you would think they've never seen a girl in basketball shorts, heels and sunglasses.
I am highly attracted to the men and that's all i can say. I do not clap and make noises but i do turn to the side and say how i'd do incredible things to them if given the chance
some bitch filled my sink with salsa.
A surprise thumb up the ass and I'm wide awake. She was right, no need for caffine pills I could fight ninjas now.
So I was thinking for Halloween I'd do Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde....for my vagina.
I woke up this morning to a lot of blurry photos of a swan i must have chased down the riverbank and a handbag full of loose haribo.
You see it tends to piss fathers off when they find their daughter in the arms of a shirtless guy that neither he nor his daughter knows.
too bad I'd hit a car before I'd hit a bush.
Are we talking about jumping from windows or your willingness to fuck a car instead of a woman?
No other awkward car ride can beat the one you give your drug dealer home.
I think I've forgotten how to blink. Help plz?
Plus my fingers were hella swollen from eating all these cured meats so it was like I was given it to her with Hulk Hands on
I watched one of the videos of you hanging from the rafters, and it is both violent and sexual in nature.
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