quadriplegic porn is always funny
no. no its not
please take me off your list of people to text when you don't want to drink by yourself.
those 9 inches of man changed my life forever.
Ps I don't think it counts as being open minded if you didn't know he was missing a leg until you had already started making out.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I just had to tell her that no she really doesnt need to sneak pizza from mcmurrays out in a plastic bag for me later
I want a coyote to ride back and forth to the bathroom because walking is getting old
No, I left myself a half eaten cucumber and a beer next to my head, pointed at it and said 'you're breakfast' and then passed out.
Also, my drunkenly packed sleepover kit consisted of a singular sock, my uncharged laptop, and a pack of post-it notes.
the last guy with this job had a bookshelf fall on him. He's in the Er. Im high and they gave me his shift. How do you think i feel?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Just bought the plane tickets. Light headed. Blood rush to clit oh god blue clit. Mayday mayday vagina down!
I got whiskey, so I think the blizzard and I are at an even match
It's cosmic balancing. My vagina is an instrument of karmic retribution.
Can I use your baby to go shoplifting?
The owner was showing me around and pointed at one of the bars and said "this is the one you're allowed to dance on. I could tell you wanted to ask." DREAM JOB.
You're like a care bear with a big cock & a sexual prowess that would put the mighty Thor to shame.
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