while we were having sex she stopped and said, "god is always watching". Then she started again with no other words said. We were fucked up.
Yeah but the gay hasidics turned out to actually just be real gay hasidics
That's terrible. At least give it a creative name like muff mobile.
Oh we will ALWAYS be together. Or I'll have to delete my Facebook altogether. I've drunkenly boobie trapped photos of us into every album. There's no way I'd ever have the patience to go through that deletion process.
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You just kept screaming at everyone 'not to break your scarf' and doing somersaults
I get a nose bleed and my uncle is automatically giving me the "your doing lines off dashboards again aren't you" look
hes fine. but he did fall asleep while tebowing and started snoring
All I've been thinking about for the past 12 hours is sex and SEAWORLD
I've officially dedicated my newly single life to making myself squirt.
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I nicked my vulva while shaving and I'm about to go on a date where I will be having sex. Which bandaid: My Little Pony or princesses?
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
Got home & pissed on my moms carpet like a bear in the woods. I woke up to a picture message with me passed out on the floor with my pants down & hands covering my face. I've had an awkward week
I legit feel like I had sex with Joey Fatone. Is that weird?
This is the best 30th birthday ever. In a Motel 6 drinking a shower beer and sending slow-mo dick helicopter videos to you.
you would not believe who i just fucked on my lunch break
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