party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
OK...I gotta go get strawberry short cake cakes and knee pads
Lonely and bored. Am I allowed to play Dance Dance Revolution by myself?
dude i just saw a drunk guy attempt to get by IUPD and throw a uprooted bleacher seat over the edge of the stadium. funniest thing of life.
details please.
they caught him 10 rows from the top. the first thing he said was "wait I can explain, i just have to throw this over first."
My sheets, bed, and bathroom are covered in blood. She needed 14 stitches after a trip to ER. This is the last white girl I ever hookup with.
I come back into the room and you're grinding with the person in the mascot suit.
I'm really hoping to find some quality strange ass tonight while at my court appearance.
I feel like a cloud. A cloud that wants to be laid.
I think his roommates are using word magnets to tell me that they can hear us. His fridge currently says, "Chris ate out naughty girl."
It really does creep me out though that the next ten years will involve my friends creating smaller versions of themselves because to be honest I don't know how much I like some of them. So that thought it really scary
Also, I cannot stop picturing myself in a bar, 3 years from now ordering soda. Just soda. 30 pounds over weight and wearing a cat sweater. I feel like I'm heading in the wrong direction in life.
That's one good thing about being an only child. I can masturbate wherever the fuck I want
So this is what bad decisions tastes like...
I woke up and saw that my last google search was "Bacon neck".
Good news!! I can adult!! 😂 turning down the strip club on a weeknight has become my crowning achievement ðŸ˜ðŸ˜‚
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