i'm going to rape that little man
omg not your brother
I don't care if its bassically 3rd world. A country without a drinking age is a country without a drinking age.
And then I saw the naval officer and gave up that whole new leaf thing
I know its been a few months but you must know you hve the 2nd biggest dick I've ever seen. 1st place went to a rapper so don't feel bad.
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how did the keg end up in the top bunk?
I'm drunk at McDonald's in a fairy costume at 10 am nearly two weeks after Halloween. I don't think the Ohio State fans get it.
I think it's god's punishment for my behavior in Vegas . Lies were told. Angels were defiled. Pools were pissed in
I sleep texted my mom and asked her for a condom last night
Well pulled into the driveway, and there she was. Kinda like a Vegas version of the mint on a pillow
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Not yoga, whiskey. Totally mis-typed whiskey.
High me is so sweet. She left not-high me a fortune from a fortune cookie and 6 packets of soy sauce in my tampon drawer.
Sorry I banged your sister. But in my defense you ain't fucked me in a month. In fact I should get a medal for keeping it in your family.
I believe the only reason I am slightly functional right now is the leftover drugs in my nose that I keep sniffing
Your friend was nice but you didn't have to bang her in my kitchen...just sayin.
imagine the bill from school house rock beating the shit outta you
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