And next time, don't pick a fight with me when you're naked. That's just not fair
He took shrooms and didn't want anyone to touch him. He kept saying he was a chip and he didn't want to break.
He's grinding topless with a group of girls to that discovery channel song. May I take a message?
It's ok. I will share any beautiful men that I drug and leave unconscious on my bed. I'm that kind of friend.
I'm about to airblow my boyfriend. I'll three-way you.
After she asked if she could try to fit her toe ring around it, i decided to leave. Thats the life i live
I'm drunk and I have your birth certificate
I refused to call him anything but Drake eyebrows all night.
He had all the grace of a fucking hippo and the emotional control of a five year old
If it makes you feel any better they literally are drinking alcohol out of a toilet. They are serving drinks out of a nasty ass toilet...!
The bouncer said the club was at capacity we couldnt get in till ppl left all three of them pulled their tits out we got complimentary bottle service never under estimate women
Goat in kitchen.....explanation?....
I’m not washing my pussy with handsoap.
...i have a beer in one hand, and a chicken wing in the same. typical tuesday, right?
Are you coming over for scrambled eggs and hand jobs?
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