I'll let you put expensive food in me, but really, not much else.
if three guys were standing in front of you and they differed only in the hairiness of the groin who would you choose: smooth as a baby's bottom, the grass lands or the amazon jungle?
i think you're getting too neurotic about why she won't touch you.
is it appropriate to call someone “ a tasty piece of bitch?” This is time sensitive.
the sex wasnt even worth changing my sheets
Please return the baby Jesus and sheep to the quad
At what point in time did you think it was ok to jizz in my hair while I slept??
Around the time you told me my brothers dick was bigger.
I can get head just about anywhere nowadays so that's not much of an incentive, coffee on the other hand...
i really care about you, respect you, another gay word, and another gay word... lets just drink
I am trapped in a bar with french tattooed drug dealers who also blow glass art. Just in case this is bad, know what happened.
Did you Fuck minivan and her friend last night?
The last thing I remember was you puking all over the inside of my door and him yelling "PUKING RALLY!!!"
WHAT KIND OF SELF RESPECTING 28 YEAR OLD WOMAN WAKES UP IN A FRAT HOUSE?!?'
The cougar kind?
Date #3: He brought me a mason jar full of organic weed that he grew on his property. Will you be the witness when we sign our marriage license?
I took a 19 year old to a strip club and ended up in a three way. Divorced life might be OK.
I'm getting reacquainted with drunk me. She has grown up a lot.
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