hey its robert, we just made out in the backyeard. i'm inside now and you should come to the bathroom and meet me.
I would give my right arm to go back to college. Or maybe not. Would be kinda hard to pick up guys with one arm. Then again, knowin what I do now...I could take any freshman bithc with only one arm.
she just gave her compliments to the chief, at dennys
Leave it to him to get us kicked out of a bar for hitting on an 80 year old woman. I want to be that wasted one day.
Caught my drug dealer jacking off. I think this is a new step in our relationship
not to mention it took an hour of antique roadshow to calm my dick down
There is literally a guy in my class with a gallon of water and a trophy.
He offered me a ride home but i walked. He lives by an elementary school so a 10 yr old safety officer helped me across the street during my walk of shame
dude. this chick is staring at me like i gave her brother herpes.
Yep and i guess after he came back from that he sat down next to me and i just put my hand right on his penis just casually like it was his leg
If he comes over tomorrow, im answering the door naked. Simple as that.
My stalker sent me an erotic poem. Who knew anyone could find a way to rhyme birth and girth so eloquently?
Dude it's SB. It's a proven fact that all you need to survive on is beer, weed, chips and maybe some amphetamines
He showed up soaking wet with a flashlight and a ping pong ball. I couldn't say no
Well we've always known you have a weakness for guys with balls in their hands
I think my time would be better spent seducing the TA then trying to save this paper.
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