there's paper in my vomit.
Do NOT cum in me, on me, or in my bed.
Can you still call it a wet dream if sandwiches were involved?
Wow, I just sneezed gum out of my nose. Wonder how long that's been up there.
He is so amazingly handsome. I just wanna fuck every shred of decency out of him.
why does he always try to puke into shot glasses
I'm wearing green eyeshadow so even if I end up totally naked I still won't get pinched.
I told him I was on the pill and it was OK to fire away. I want to never have to wear panty house or ever go to an office again. This is my early retirement plan. I want half of his NBA money.
Adults smoke weed in footie pajamas man. You just gotta accept me for who I am.
All i remember his him yelling yahtzee while pouring beer down her shirt .
the quiet that you are hearing is a silent suggestion that you should go fuck yourself
I walked out in my coconut bra, and that's when it all went downhill.
I gave him head during Pitch Perfect 2, I felt like the Bella's were cheering me on with their back up tunes
just put a ruler in a cup trying to measure how much ivve had to drink..... God help me
he had a cock ring. i orgasmed before he even put it in
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