What do you call a girl with PMS and GPS?
A crazy bitch that WILL find your ass!
We could sell used underwear with pictures of us wearing them.
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
i just threw up ON my final. epic way to end the semester.
There's a girl at 7-11 apologizing for her behavior and asking if she can get her shoes back.
I apparently spent $173 at the bar last night. The proof is in the vomit on my pillow and the receipt I tried to clean it up with.
Just went through campus. In the span of 2 min I saw 4 places I've had sex. And thats just down one street. Man do I miss college.
We haven't even moved into the apartment yet and she has already screwed two of our neighbors. This is going to be the longest 12 month lease of my life.
No teenage boy ever gets scared away from sex unless she is slipping a wedding ring on your finger or is killing your cat. I promise.
That idiot. I'll see him on campus and he'll try and touch me like we're friends or some shit. 1.you're ugly 2. You dropped the blunt in the pool
Can we talk about how i am holding a tupperware container of my own puke in the back of my grandparents car while my sister drives
There comes a point, as I lay on the floor of the work disabled toilets contemplating catching 10 minutes sleep between chunders, that I wonder if its really worth it
I'm only fucking women born in the 90s this summer
She started throwing ice at me and started yelling, "Holy water bitches! This is an exorcism!"
I might need to come puke in your toliet on the way home
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