Thanks again for letting me crash last nite. Sorry I banged your little brother.
check it out our google latitudes are spooning
Hello, balls-out mistake. It's been a while.
I peed while puking? Even better
Yes you most deff did. Ultimate multi tasker you are
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I just added her as a friend on Facebook. I met her 5 minutes ago and there are already more than 50 pics of me uploaded... from other nights.
found a naked boy completely buried under a pile of her clothes and terrified...she says she was "saving him for later"
just went back to the bar and asked if they found a shoe last night.
Ok say I was sexually attracted to a patient who also happens to be in high school...on how many levels is that illegal? And will I actually hear the laws break when I fuck him
And he probably thinks I'm in love with him but after three shots of Patron you love anything
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Fun fact. I am at the police dept. getting served a warrant for unpaid ordinance... and the officer was a one night stand from like 10 years ago.
I really really need to have and out of body experience just so I can talk to myself about this shit that I'm doing with my life.
he brought with him gifts of cookie dough and penis. upgrading our relationship from fwb's to bf/gf was an incredibly smart merger.
After sex he brought chocolates and said he loves RuPaul's Drag Race. How many points does he score for that?
I'm bringing home frosties. I need to talk about butt stuff.
If your talking about a poncho I WANT ONE
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