whoever says they hate hangovers just doesnt know how to embrace them. i'm eating a mashed potato sandwich and watching grind.
Need a ride. Apparently screaming about the bartender's erectile dysfunction gets you kicked out.
So tasty. Tasty like a vagina with ninjas in it
Hey, no judgement here...this is the girl that threw up on a box of kittens at the magician's house
I have too much pride to pick his chest hair out of my mouth again
Just found the cutest bag of coke under my bed. I'm going to get fucked up and bleach the cat vomit out of my sheets.
He stood up, threw the bag of bud between me and Tory, yelled "Fight" and then ran upstairs for the pizza
I am almost positive I asked to milk her when I was saying my goodbyes.
Liz is crying about burritos again.
Is it acceptable to cry on a Friday or am I supposed to drink to forget it?
The friend zone. He put me in the friend zone. But said he still wants me to suck his dick. I'm in the dick sucking friend zone and I want to die.
LESSON OF THE DAY: Saying Everclear gets you out of explaining anything.
final thoughts: i just want someone into choking me out, weed and anime
You were throwing up into a trash can full of used condoms. I had to intervine.
She was doing drunken zumba and screaming "FUCK YOU I HAVE MY OWN STYLE!" at the TV
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