I'm glad girls dont get visible erections
But, it would have made life so much easier...
Actually, all he talks about is how great the sex is with her and how crappy you were at it. Stop being a bitch and gossiping masking it as self-righteousness.
I'm sitting in class drinking a forty out of a paper bag. No ones said anything yet. I think my professor is trying to ignore me. Better start yelling louder.
So I'm up to masturbating three times a day, drunk textin my ex, not doing any hw and I've failed half of my tests so far
Sounds better than last semester
Just caused a nice traffic jam while trying to park at Costco. Too high to drive.
His thanks his mom for not having an abortion at his wedding toast. I love frat weddings.
Standing in my kitchen eating choc chip cookie batter from the bowl. As sad as it is, I kinda like the places bad breakups take me.
I'd like to thank you fucktards for dumping the WHOLE box of Tricuits in my bed after I passed out.
So I'm trying to figure out if starting the day running around the quad in a black t-shirt and bikini w/ a drawn on mustache is a good way to start the day...
Apparently getting a blow job in the mens room from the bar owners daughter will get you kicked out.
Biggg time. I found 2 empty packages of extenze in my car this am.... not sure what that was all about
Wait, just ask him if can you can join in. You haven't lived until you've taken part in a threesome with your father...or so I've heard
I just ran into the woods like an idiot because ADVENTURE.
I vote we get high and sneak off to McDonald's to get mcflurries.
YES. ALL MY YES.
Had the best sex Thursday night then Friday night I met his girlfriend. The worst thing is we became friends like she gave me her number.
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