My hair reeks of homosexuality.
what are you wearing?
Just my guilt
totally watching dr. phil and getting eaten out right now. be jealous.
Hiding in the clothes rack at walmart like a 4 year old. Already scared 3 people. New fav weekend activity
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YouTube is recomending me a video on how to make a home made meth bong, what has my life come to?
Toga everclear = hospital visit... Im sure the paramedics hate me right now
Bring it all. We will have a potluck of drugs. It will be magical.
Maybe I should forgo underwear.
This is a family BBQ no?
It's taking 3 penises to fill the hole he left in my heart.
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i tried to propose to him with my nipple ring but i couldnt figure out how to take it out
Like I don't care that he's a drug dealer, but I have a problem with his inefficient and ineffective business model.
That was right around the time that the drunken mess pulled out his dick in front of myself and like 10 other people and started peeing all over the train platform while saying, "Sometimes a bear gets you brother. Sometimes a bear gets you."
Pretty standard Thursday night commute for you, no?
Is there an "I fucked your brother" emoji?
Btw I'm playing passed out so you can get laid but obviously you need to take the offense just ask him if he wants to go to bed and leave a cigg on the counter
First you stole a hockey stick out of the nieghbors yard and claimed you were moses leading his children home. Then you led us around the same block twice before I called the cab
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