Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
I have demons in me.
one might say we're banned from that church
his personality makes his face look like an asshole.
all i remember is you climbed in a garbage can and said you were trashed
you googled "nude photos of celebrities you wouldn't expect to have nude photos", puked into the beer bong, and then laughed
all i remember is that her bootyshorts said 'shameless' and that there was no turning back.
He went bowling in his bathroom.. And shattered the toilet.
I'm pretty sure I just woke up to one of the airport janitors saying that she wanted to tie me up and do something.. I couldn't hear what, thank god
If by "in control" you mean him showing-up to work wasted, calling a customer a "fuckstick," and getting fired on the spot? Then yes, he is.
I feel like every picture I upload of him on facebook where you can see his purity ring, I should make the caption "something in this picture does not belong"
Note to self: do not ride giant beanbag chair down stairs.
Oh, and one of the worst parts... his name was Mario. I fucked a Nintendo character.
The first time he ever tried to hold my hand, I moon walked away.
We are back but we are listening to stairway to heaven in my car. Amy is air drums. Be back when it's over.
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