trsut me youll find me, im the only kanye west here and every1 is chanting dbag at me
Either I get my picture taken sitting on a fuckin pony, or I'm not coming.
Is it wierd that you're going to be my best man and you've fucked my wife?
protesters in toronto definately have the best pot
If that really is brett favre's penis, no wonder she ignored his calls
Man, i was looking at the pictures i took last night in one i was on the Kentucky line fist pumping with a hobo..wth happened?
Listen I know you hate her for what she did but this is getting our of hand. Please please tell me where you hid her wedding dress.
At orientation, some girl is asking, loudly, where she can get weed. Everyone looks discussed but are paying very close attention to people's answers.
The hookup that almost was... Both partys too drunk to migrate to the other.... the universe has won this one.
that is terrible, if I can't drink Gatorade when I'm hungover I don't wanna live in this world. that's like denying wild rams to run free in the wild and frolic
I took a sleeping pill while he was in the bathroom. Time for a game of how long can we bang before I fall asleep.
You are both horrible and amazing
Going to the bathroom drunk while wearing overalls is such a struggle
You were staring right at you dick at the urinals, then looked at all the other guys dicks and fist pumped saying "I win!"
Hahah I’ve never had someone stop me mid-coitus to tell me how amazing I am. Def ego boost.
That is our entire relationship. We match bowls and give each other head. What more could you possibly want?
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