there's something wrong with the internet when a search for "barney the dinosaur violence" comes up with nothing
Why is there 6 cases of kwic trip dounuts dumped in my bed? Best 34 dollar wake up of my life
he asked me if i would dance for him to make it easier for him to jack off. does that answer your question.
Her exstacy made her nickname everyone David. Nobody knows who the fuck she's talking to so we just say no to everything she says. She's crying.
What's the over under on catching something from your sister?
all I wanna do is swim in an Olympic sized pool of Gatorade and tylenol.
smoked some of that legal weed last night, felt like God himself legit bent me over his knee and spanked my ass. Never again..never.
I set up her keyboard so that no matter what she does, it will open up RedTube. Click and command Q all you like, its going to porn. No I play the waiting game
He called his dick "The Beast" and said he lived "The Beast Life". He was pretty but it was better if he didn't talk.
Also my face is like def lowkey made of silly putty
We fucked while The Odyssey played in the background. Homer would be proud.
He's very cute and has a totally sit-able face.
I'm over here trying to figure out how to get shake shack delivered to my bed and Jamie is having a child
I'm dying of laughter, but I'm also just dying
Send help
Why would you ask him if you could lick his chest?
He has a very lickable chest
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