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• (313): View more from Michigan

  Hey theres a creepy ass guy stalking our house.i would look alive geting in 2nite.

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• (215): View more from Pennsylvania

  Milquetoast, coolest word ever.

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• (469): View more from Texas

  There's a Cowboys game and a Rangers game on at the same time...talk about Sophie's choice

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• (720): View more from Colorado

  Why the fuck is BBQ sauce coming out of my shower head?

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• (647): View more from Ontario

  I didn't think moms care packages could get better than greygoose, weed & double stuffed oreos, but she just snet me a chocolate bar full of mushrooms.

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• (919): View more from North Carolina

  Theres also beggin' strips and a dog bone in the corner...nooo signs of there being a dog though.

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• (248): View more from Michigan

  like stop trying to get a relationship out of this when i'm clearly in the drunken mistakes part of my life.

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• (509): View more from Washington

  i just won "most creative" category in the condom contest in human sexuality by licking it onto a cucumber. my feedback forms included three phone numbers, one with a Magnum XL taped to it

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• (530): View more from California

  so thats a no on the drunken crutches race 2moro

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  21 People Tragically Stumbled Upon A Dead Body

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• (303): View more from Colorado

  I just hit on a guy in a doughnut store... is that too suggestive?

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• (919): View more from North Carolina

  Had the weirdest dream last night. If you're ever in Texas, do not come over with a 12 pack as a bribe and ask for a threeway between you, me, and my TA. I will take the beer though.

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• (619): View more from California

  When I was sick she came over with Call of Duty, animal crackers and a handjob. Honor says I can't dump her until Easter

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• (715): View more from Wisconsin

  I remember climbing onto your table and singing"tequila tequila" into your candlesticks. I apologize.

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• (540): View more from Virginia

  Get over here asap there are three naked girls two bottles of whiskey and only one of me

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• (551): View more from New Jersey

  YOU SLEPT WITH A GUY WHO HAS A BILLBOARD IN HIS HONOR?

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