i just saw an asian skipping down the street and it made me think of you
So i just bought beer on a credit card, using a fake ID, while wearing my nametag from work. All 3 have different names on them. God i love my boobs.
ok understand this, i didn't pay for your dinner bc you said i wasn't going to get a blowjob for at least a month... this isn't a mail-in rebate deal, you gotta pay upfront
Yes. Being a lesbian's wingman is a fun as it sounds
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In Denver there are more bars per capita than any other city also the healthiest city. That means lots of drunk girls and no fatties.
Peter invited his little brother to smoke with us and he is trying so hard to pretend he's done it before. When he saw the weed he was like "hell yeah!" and everyone got completely silent and just looked at him
I had fun. Till he melissa etheridged my ass and came to my window.
dude, i turned on the light and asked if they were ok and they STILL didn't stop. Most determined sex EVER.
Don't worry that pussy is fresh, I'd brush my teeth with it.
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I feel like this has turned into my work. But if I get paid sitting under a desk, that's perfectly fine with me.
I look like I just got gang banged and I'm wearing a Taylor swift t shirt. It's not gonna be a pretty breakfast.
He was pretty handsy. Told me I tasted like smoke. Good think he tasted that and not the stomach acid I just puked not ten minutes before.
HELP! I GOT DRUNK IN THE LIVING ROOM AND CANT GET UP UPSTAIRS
But you put your finger in my ass and the rest is history
he was just sitting there in his underwear... and his chewbacca mask...
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