I woke up and there was 3 different size condom wrappers on the floor. What is this goldie locks and the 3 condoms???
i told him to take shots to cure a hangover and he told me i was "walking the steppingstones to alcoholism"
HOW DID U BEAT A GAY GUY IN GAY CHICKEN?
I think theres a high possibility i could be flammable.
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Is shaving my mustache contingent on you sleeping over tonight?
We'll talk about this tommorrow when I'm not mistaking my fingers for French fries....
He told me that if I were a guy he'd go gay for me. Honestly don't know how to take that.
It sounded like he said "don't stop" but all I could hear were his balls.
I am very happy to share that the hospital says the testicle pain is normal and that they are going to take care of it.
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I feel worse lying to the guy I hooked up with than I actually do for cheating on my bf
I'm drunk still and I cried and now I'm watching Whitney Houston singing the national anthem and I'm crying more
Woman doing my Brazilian right now says to tell you she says hi...what has our life come to?
I'm licking blood from my knuckles and I still haven't found my car keys..are you in town tonight?
I'm still thinking about that amazing orgasm last night. I literally heard angels singing "Hallelujah!!"
It took me years of patience and pilates and yoga and flirting to land that penis. So yeah, I’m going to ride it into the sunset and live orgasmically ever after
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