i just went dwnstairs and there are 5 guys without their shirts on hugging each other. i think i should leave now
I just texted him to come over because I want to see if his hand fits the handprint bruise on my ass.....I feel like the cinderella of S&M
we have to get out to the bar earlier. all of the guys are already committed to the girls they're going home with.
You suck. You're fired. I need to find a less reasonable voice-of-reason.
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No that's sign language, not a drinking game. I tried to join
Definitely just puked in this corn maze. Families are staring.
I just want to steal his innocence through his penis. I really do.
it went ok. then he slept in a parking lot and took me out for a picnic the next day. boys are confusing.
We need to step up our tailgating...they're here drinking out of a prosthetic leg
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Is it rude to ask for an autograph after giving him a blowjob in their hotel's hot tub?
I am going to be so excited tomorrow when I find this box of crayons in my purse
Meh, all I have to do tomorrow is proctor an AP test. No loud noises and no physical activity allowed for almost 4 hours. Sounds like the perfect recovery period for a hangover.
I'm drunk and he's still weird.
I wonder if the sex shop has any Black Friday deals.
She was riding a razor scooter down the street wearing nothing but a feather boa it was beautiful.
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