i am only reminding you that showing off your fellatio skills on vegetables is probably not an appropriate party trick
i might even pee on it at walmart i am so nervous
Ok see being that I'm not present or participating your vague texts "neeeeed that" and "vagina" leave a lot to question.
Oh my God, that is a gorgeous man. And I wasn't even gay until five minutes ago.
I hope you realize that its not me making that decision, but rather the combination of my genitals and sexual orientation
You said you'd make me a thank you card for taking care of your drunk ass. I'll be expecting that monday.
You had the nerve to crowd surf to your own bedroom.. I guess watching Aladdin high was probably the best idea ever
We're getting paid a considerable amount of money to send each other pictures of our dicks...
People shouldn't leave you two alone together. You're just going to end up having sex.
I swear to god he's making pineapple onions and cheese. He thinks he's making eggs onions and cheese
Yeeeaahhh, I'm in no rush to dismiss a level 6 booty-call that pays my bar tabs and understands my Harry Potter obsession.
with the way the semester is going, being a stripper is starting to sound better and better everyday
My parents get here at 6 so I have to make it look like a sober virgin lives in my room by 5.
Well. I had to explain to my niece that the word cunt is not an abbreviation for country. I'm the best aunt in the world.
Remember the guy with the pretty voice that gave us crabs?
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