So my shaver died while I was trimming...ya know. And now it is half way done. I don't think there's currently any aesthetic in keeping it this way...
only if we run a train.
done.
oral is when you put your mouth on someones privates and play moterboat or popsicle
Helping high family members not look retarded is what family is for
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Guy passed out in the lobby with a keychain sharpie hanging from his belt loop. 1 guest came in and wrote on him, then others saw and got in line. I'm not waking him up.
Either I put my underwear on inside out and wore it like that all day, or I had sex with him. Its sad I have to guess.
Yeah dude I should be out of the ER in about an hr. They gave me vallium. Go tell the captain its time to set sail.
mind if i send you a dick pic? so you can see what she wasn't doing right?
I've fallen from my one moral pedestal
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Find me a cup with a lid so I can illegally drink in your car. I'll be there in bout 10 minutes.
If I could sit on this toilet forever I would totally do that right now
He and I are in a competition of who can sleep with the most people at work. We're tied at two. I could win this if they'd stop hiring damn straight girls.
the cop said "drunk and disorderly" like it was a bad thing
She just kept screaming and saying "fucking you is like fucking a mountain"
Your parents are gone and we haven't fucked in their bed... why?
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