Hey I found your number in my phone i dont remember how we met this is richard btw
strange i dont have your number must have been a drunk thing
could be more
absolutely not
i just ate that cheese stick that was in my purse from last night.
Nothing on google about my condom issue. However, if you get a chance google: condom with teeth.
Confirmed. Vegetarians give terrible head.
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I said I usually like going out for coffee before torturing someone's genitals. He said he understood.
Sitting in back of morning lecture drinking a daqueri from my pink unicorn cup. Pretty sure the girl next to me smells it.
Gold rum. Strong marijuana. Jabba the Hut in stilettos. Deep thigh bruise. Yes, thal all happened. Sorry dude.
I just contemplated drinking cheese dip. And by "contemplated," I mean "attempted and was forcibly stopped from."
how do you play pong handcuffed?
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My boobs are literally freaking out because I've been wearing a bra for more than three hours....I need to go out more...
I just have to decide what I love more, food or dick.
You ran out of his house yelling "I got the goods!" Then you pulled toilet paper rolls out from under your shirt.
He was simultaneously rubbing my shoulders and fucking me. I'm keeping him.
Please tell your friend to stop shitting in my closet.
yes that’s a photo of a horny gay donkey
Oh I know. I’ve known many horny gay donkeys in my time.
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