If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
well it doesn't count as a walk of shame if he drops you off at your class in his golf cart
Outside the community dumpsters: beer bottles and a carton of orange juice. Looks like we were here.
The cop only confirmed I'm .22% Irish. Then I threw up on him.
who loves string cheese????? I LOVE STRING CHEESE!!!
you know...if you didn't give such great head little things like this would ruin our friends with benefits relationship.
I don't think I can handle being a slut. There is a lot more emotional stress that I never realized.
He ended up walking out of his bedroom and told me to look at the nonexistent fire he was holding in his hand. Im upset I didn't take those shrooms.
She tried to ditch the cab before she payed but she forgot to grab her shoes and wake me up
You carried me up the stairs after I told you not to. And what did you tell me? "Let me test my strengths."
Im glad the only reason we got out of bed today was to get Halloween candy on sale.
I slipped on a piece of pizza last night and when the bouncer helped me up I told him the garbage can pushed me.
The resort was totally empty, just June and I. Which of course lead to EXCESSIVE day drinking and outdoor fucking. FYI Dominicans LOVE to watch.
You don't know true terror until you get stuck in a porta potty while frying your face off.
And all i could do was bury the part of me that felt guilty for cradle robbing and put on my dick swallowing bib.
I am going to constantly be reminded of you for the next couple of days because of how sore my vagina is. It's just the price I have to pay.
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