The bars here don't close until 4!
my legs don't close until 4
Is it wierd that you're going to be my best man and you've fucked my wife?
I wish I still had pics from the prostitute I paid/dated
The bar posted my picture because my name changes with each new fake i get. i'm getting a wig.
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Jason and steven are boiling shrimp in the microwave again
Its become more of a routine.. Whenever I get done eating and have left overs I just take it over to his house and throw it all over the walls and windows. Pay backs a bitch ehhhh
Housekeeping just called to see if we were okay bc they came in the room earlier and we didn't move.
I'm not sure which is more depressing, the fact that the hospital is making me put together a living will before surgery, or that all i'll be leaving behind is 25k in student loan debt
Black out Jordan is making huge strides. I didn't even pee on anyone or anything last night.
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Vodka and cigarettes aside, my body is a temple.
The guy who said he's gonna suck your butthole till your face caves in is at Maggie's
Last night you dunked donut holes in spinach dip, ate it, threw up, and continued eating. I cant keep up with your drunk eating skills.
I was wondering where the donuts went.
are you watching the world series?
I've made out with alex bregman... so yes
you know my pussy doesn't know between good and evil
So my best friends wedding ended with everyone seeing me getting eaten out behind the forbes church. Classy!
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