So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
I was so high I couldn't tell if they were goosebumps or herpes.
the line runs infront of fredricks of hollywood. it's like gamestop is showing me how pathetic I am.
We found you passed out clutching your purse. There was 16oz of unopened cheddar cheese inside. You just kept saying SALSA YES.
the lady at the gas station just thanked me for wearing clothes this time... i am so confused
Give him a trash can and a welcome home balloon, he will be good.
Ugh I can't even look at alcohol this weekend, my body needs to heal.
I tried to celebrate Halloween, Thanksgiving, Hannukah, and New Years all in one night.
The man was doing everything in his power to get away from his wife, including go into the gay club.
I had a dream last night that I met Diplo. Now I'm just sad
Yeah, I mean I'll probably fuck him regardless but I'm trying to be a lady about it.
THERE IS A MAN IN THE BATHROOM IN COLONIAL GARB GET HERE
He called out my ex's name during sex.
Alex is a pretty common unisex name.
It was the same Alex. I asked.
Well I just woke up to no pants, Gatorade on the headboard along with an uneaten steak, and the instinct I was a giant asshole.
Hey. You got pizza and sex. How much more can you ask for?
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