STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
She said I was really immature but whatever...oh by the way we just bought a toilet and turned it into a beer bong so come over
he shattered multiple jars of jelly against his roommates doors last night. this morning the asian one wouldn't even talk to him because he thought he was gonna get beaten up
i just ran into our bio chem professor at the bar. apparently, he doesn't follow the "no slapping your students' asses" rule.
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Being this Hungover on Easter has brought my closer to Jesus... I swear he had to feel shitty like this after coming back from the dead
NExt question... Do i wanna sleep under my palm tree
YES.
Should I feel bad that my boyfriend pays for my birth control and his friends get to reap the benefits?
Seriously, in what other class can the final major discussion be what bar you're going to with your prof?
I think they're German
Just say lederhosen and see what happens
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exhale infront of a fan. self shotgun.
are we fucking for lunch or am I using my vibrator ?
Do you think it would be a margarita if you just out tequila in a sonic slush?
The only person more miserably hungover from the party is the dog, and that's because he ate some balloons
You've reached your one pic per night limit. To increase your limit, start conversations before 9 and submit your request for an additional pic before 10.
I sharted in court today and had to sit on it for about three and a half hours.
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