PS - I'm in bed with an 18 yr old-am I a cougar?
No - puma.
In Canada she would be a 10 but here in America she's only a 7
The last thing i remember was high fiving everyone on the planet.
He's engaged. If the world's smallest penis can find true love than I can too.
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See, not all bad decisions involve my penis.
no i decided against it. savin my coke binge for finals week.
If I am going to throw out this whole "born again virgin" thing...i'm not going to do it on someone who is less than 5 inches.
Meeting relatives from another state drenched in tequila and smelling of weed. I'm gonna kill you for soaking the only bra I brought in Jose Cuervo Gold.
She wasnt impressed wen i brought a guy for her back with me, a 3am impromptu sperm donor is not a gd birthday present. Im a bad gf.
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When the doctor said the anal leakage might not be reversible without some lifestyle changes you start asking if it's worth the entertainment value.
Someone shat in our tub last night. I'm not pointing fingers but you priors make you a prime suspect.
Seriously I can't get a booty call for some baked goods.
I responded with revoking his blow job privileges. Needless to say, he's learned his lesson.
It was terrible. I am sore from head to toe, neither of us got off, and we were at it for an hour and a half, I faked having a heart episode so we could stop. It worked.
My ex gave me head because she said she didn't enough when we were dating... Best ex ever? I think yes.
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