My dick has been asking about u. He said he didn't do anything wrong n I'm a dumbass
after I pulled back my foreskin she said, "cool like a transformer". I really like her now.
Just chased ups truck with a half wiped ass for you. You're making dinner tonight
all i wanted to do was something grown up. like go to applebees and drink.
I was greeting people at my door feeding them jello shots out of an ice cube tray with a spoon.
I woke him up this morning and said I have a meeting w my advisor in an hour you need to wake up, cum on my face, and take me to my car.
You picked up her frozen vom puddle and threw it like a frisbee.
That place is a DUI and an STD waiting to happen. I think I'll pass.
I've fucked 6 of my brothers' friends. I'm completely fine with him fucking the girl we ate lunch with.
I like to get drunk just like anyone else but not to the point of sticking a rubber tube up my asshole
Dude, she doesn't even live here... She just can't eat all our food and masturbate on my dog's couch...
Came so hard my ears popped. This lovely piece of news and pissin in my driveway brought to you by rum
but like who hasn’t gotten fingered at the state fair?
Do you not realize that being Batman fulfills about 95% of my non-sexual fantasies?
We had an argument over whether or not she had super strength. She settled it by dragging me to the bed room and throwing me on the bed. Then forcefully fucking me. She won the argument.
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