i cant finish this easy-mac because i need it for a chaser.
Those are some awfully high standards for someone of your weight
my passenger side seat is covered in alcoholic jello with a nude mannequin in it
Best idea ever: Giving hobos a beer and having a chugging contest to win another beer. Most fun I have had downtown in a while.
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But i guess when you use blowjob as a verb you are entitled to some language allowances
she's just sitting here eating cilantro out of my herb garden and watching some show about ducks on tv and laughing, what the fuck did you give her?
i love all of you. Physical. Emotional. Mental. All of it. When we speak i feel like a feather or a dragon depending on the conversation ...
There is a glee sing along. It's on random and they know them all. Like, the specific glee timings and pauses. I need to leave. I need to escape
Why did I wake up to grapes taped my ears ?
Sorry dude, we didn't want you to hear us. Seemed like a good idea at the time.
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I've been vomiting all day.
All day? It's 10am.
These beer shits have taken over my entire life.
Did you really eat 10 ice cream cones today?
It was tough but I powered through it.
on the bright side i found your panties and the lid to the nutella
You know it was a good dinner party when one of the guests broke their finger and no one can remember how it happened.
We were totally high while having sex, I told him fast or slow, just follow your balls. That was a show stopper.
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