Got some. In a truck. I will just pee you in the morning i guess?
Well I'm going to a gay club in my banana suit. You should come. My bro is going as a pirate. I don't know if there's a theme.
you left your dildo in my car
rules of finders keepers apply
You talked to that cop for like 15 minutes and when you got back, you told us you were "networking".
he somehow instantly knew i was from vermont.
it probably had something to do with chasing your soco with maply syrup.
at least you got your priorties in line. new years first, than the baby.
So getting drunk in honor of the bomb threat is legit right?
The black hole just entered the party man, I can literally see guys starting to move towards her.
They're making him take his shirt off cause they think he's the bouncer. We're in his backyard.
What's a good pandora station to masturbate to?
It wasn't a great time! You grabbed me, picked me up, and make me pee in the sink!
Tequila ran out around 11 so she let them do body shots of chips and guacamole instead
After fooling around at the hotel til dawn, I managed to feed her with my free buffet passes. Tastes like sweet victory.
it's like that time i was drunk at relay for life. but with balloon animals...
What color nail polish screams, "Either fuck me or get the hell out of my way"?
Randomize
