Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
you went around grabbing cigarettes out of peoples mouths and claiming you were curing cancer.
Oh the joys of strong arming a man into exclusivity
HOW DID U BEAT A GAY GUY IN GAY CHICKEN?
She spent a lot of time to get her cleavage to look that good. It would be rude not to stare. It shows you are paying attention. Chicks dig that.
i just had to use the keg as a stool to reach the margarita maker. i'm such a problem solver.
You know how there are wrinkles in your brain? What if they were filled with potato chips? That's kind of how my head feels now.
Like I feel like I use my high IQ for the wrong things
The bad news is I fucked my exes girlfriend. The good news is I100% understand why he left me
There are many penises to be discovered and claimed tonight
We're like Lewis and Clark
why the fuck is there hamburger meat in the toaster. i repeat: WHY THE FUCK IS THERE HAMBURGER MEAT IN MY NEW TOASTER
He made her leave because she liked Top-Ramen better than Maruchaun. He's my hero.
I think I'm emotionally ready to start being a slut again. I'm excited.
Having random cyber sex while watching to catch a predator just seems wrong.
i just woke up from a 4 hour nap, still drunk, to make mac n cheese.
Randomize
