Black thong, sheer white shorts not a professional look. This chick has no idea what sunlight makes her outfit look like.
So we made editble underwear with fruit roll ups and fruit by the foot
at first I thought it was funny, but looking at it now, it screams "dramatic" and "medicated wipes."
I keep waking up with the nagging feeling I gave him half a hand job through his shorts.
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Just so you know, this text is a buffer between the two guys I'm sexting. Can't get that shit messed up.
Just got walked in on while fucking in the lounge in the performing arts building. The janitors gave us five minutes to leave and applauded our exit
This bitch rocks a fuckin fanny pack and still manages to lose her phone at every thirsty thursday
Also my vagina isn't a crater of death where nothing comes out
Come get your sister, she's waving a shoe about and threatened to "teabag the Shit" out of the doorman because she can't check the shoe in.
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you were bawling because you felt bad for being so drunk and then you asked for a beer
I think I need to expose myself to your dog so he knows that I am also a male.
Are you ok?!
I assume I've stopped bleeding because I haven't passed out, but can't verify currently.
Maybe you should slow down tonight...
KINGS DON'T NEED ADVICE FROM LITTLE HORN-BILLS FOR A START
He's such a jerk. If only his penis was attached to someone else
she told me id be a great addition to their lesbian community and shes giving me sex eyes from across the room. come get me NOW
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