he's having a long distance Facebook-coordinated power hour. the status update has 159 comments ...
So, when he came he screamed MORTAL KOMBAT!!!! at the top of his lungs and all of his roomates yelled back FINISH HER!!!!.....yeah kinda akward
We found him. 8 blocks away from the bars and almost at his parent's house. On the verge of tears.
He has a landing strip. I repeat he has shaven himself a landing strip. HELPPPP!
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We can add pilot to the list of people who's lives I've changed...with my penis.
No longer allowed at circus circus apparently fuvking in the elevator is frowned upon.
All I need right now is some mouthwash, dignity, and security camera footage...
I just realized I'm the burger in your burger and steak anology. Very disconcerting.
Oh shit. The hangover. It has taken 20 mins and 5 attempts to tie my shoelaces
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Omg, you would have loved the guy I almost hit with my car tonight
They found you popping and locking it alone in the parking lot
Enough talk of my burning loins. How is your day?
All our friends are getting married, and I'm the dateless guy bringing molly to their weddings.
I learned tonight while in another country that no matter the nationality, men are disappointing in bed
If that pentatonix bullshit is playing when I get home we're breaking up
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