the next morning i told him i was impressed that he remembered my name. he said it wasn't that hard when "tracy
yeah that pretty much nipped itself in the bud when I realized i could see her whiteheads glowing in the blacklight
you were sitting on the floor cleaning up your own puke and telling my mom she should hire you as a maid.
officially spring now- first drug bust of the season across the street.
It was awful until we put her on a word ration. And she rationed her words accordingly. I love blondes.
sick fucks of a feather flock together
They wouldn't serve more then two Shots per person, so you grabbed a group of strangers and said u werre buying them all shots, then proceeded to drink all of them.
I'm pretty sure the bus driver knew how hung over I was and hit all the pot holes on purpose. I threw up into my water bottle.
It's national boyfriend day supposedly, would it be appropriate if I posted a picture of my dildo?
I like to feed my guinea pigs before I get stoned. In case they get contact high and get the munchies. It's only polite.
Back. Waiting on Thong the shuttle bus driver. THONG
The first thing we did this morning was see if we could see her barf in the prking lot from the roof. We could. It was in 5 spaces.
Just got tinder matched with my COMM TA. Game on.
Some guy is in my phone as Pat McAwesome.
Well, I'm most mad that he lied to you (about being married)...but the CAT THING IS A CLOSE SECOND
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