Do you remember last night at all? Be honest
I need to look at the pictures on my camera to fill in the gaps.
sleeping like a two year old who chased ambien with a bottle of whiskey.
Do you think this abandoned cigarette has herpes? cuz I'm tempted.
Why do my balls have what looks like rust on them?
...She just said, "We've been blessed with good drugs lately."
She dropped a weight class after every shot I took. I thought I was just drink something magical.
Its important to me that you know there is a tambourine down my pants.
Also, I'm going to TRY and be casual this weekend, but really, we need to be serious about equally dividing our time between party and bullshit.
I immediately regret the tequila decision.
no, I didn't go in the end. Too hungover and hot, plus Star Wars is on so obviously I'm having a naked day.
Just remembered I said your cat looked delicious last night.
I just smoked weed with my physics professor. Tell me how my life is this.
I puked into my skirt and then had to carry it to the bathroom and dump it out, Lmfao and it was like 2pm
so i was thinking... those 6 am shots weren't really needed.
Don't come up here. Strippers r crying.
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