Hard rock hotel, wtf why am i still out, im gonna fuk 5 chix 2nite .maybe
Are u religion class? I'm on my way, I have cum in my hair. tell u later.
After you puked you called ur mom and told her you fucked on her bed, then u said "Have a good night mommy!" hung up and passed out on my couch
that would explain 17missed calls and 3 very angry voicemails from her
I'm going to buy you a pony but under one condition: you have to name it sarah jessika parker
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He scored a 8.5/10 on that girls powerpoint. Of course I slept with him
I was tripping balls on the bathroom floor and his dog walked in. The lights in his bathroom have motion sensors, so I thought his labrador retriever was Jesus.
She gave such good road head it was turned into side-of-the-road head for everyone's safety
I just realized that I have dated 5 unemployed guys...and 3 that drove pt cruisers...Turns out I do have a type.
You were definitely drunk. You gave him an otphj in front of everyone.
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i may or may not have triedto pee like a boy and then dipped cheese ino the olive oil
It’s like my vagina just knows when a man is a barrel-chested freedom fighter.
He just told me my boobs made up for all the bad things that had ever happened to him. I'm definately having sex with him again.
I'm not fucking you with a Stormtrooper helmet on!
I want to find him again. His Corona tank top and I were made for each other.
Some guy at the bar last night bought us Arrowhead water and I was so drunk, it tasted good
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